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literary slut  
I am a little on the pretentious side. I am also Uber!Nerd due to the depth of my geekiness in several different areas. I read the encyclopedia as a means of procrastination, therefore I know random shit. I am Wikipedia's bitch. Graphic novels, music, art history, literature, science fiction/fantasy, dog breeding, underwater basket-weaving, you name it, I probably know just enough to bullshit comprehensive knowledge on the subject. I am an intellectual dilettante.

My one ambition in life is to be known by one name like Copernicus or Galileo. I am fiercely ambitious, but chronically lazy, which means my lifelong goals of attaining judgeship, a Ph.D. in English Literature, a Pullitzer and/or a Nobel Prize in fiction will probably never be realised. My particular wish is to become a judge so I may be addressed as "Your Honour" or "Judge JJ." Alliteration is awesome.

In my spare time, I write young adult fantasy novels and dive headfirst out of perfectly good airplanes.

♥ I have a prodigiously large vocabulary and my favourite words are "moot" and "awesome." My least favourite words are "work" and "bills."
♥ I an enamoured of eyebrows, especially evil ones.
♥ The more absurd and surreal, the better.
♥ Yes, I still sleep with my favourite stuffed animal and she would like to remind you that her name is White-Harp, thank you.
♥ I have the pragmatism of a 40-year-old, the soul of a 7-year-old, and the sense of humour of a 12-year-old boy.
♥ Despite all my efforts to the contrary, I am probably freakishly well-adjusted.

The seven deadly sins
We find them all and burst
Where degenerate kings pushy beggars
Fallen ladies of letters and verse
Pride, lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath and envy
It's all in a hard days work for me

- The Libertines, 7 Deadly Sins

  miscellaney schizoid  

An adept of Eglantine House.

Original Fiction: schoolgirl-zeal
HP Fandom: sexyharryspecs

aestheticizing homosexual panic, alan bennett, alan moore, albion and arcadia, aleister crowley, alice in wonderland, ambiguous hoyay, anne bonny/mary reade otp, apollonian androgynes, arctic monkeys, arthurian legends, aspiring authorhood, audrey hepburn, baz luhrmann, becoming-what-i-script-myself-to-be, being-disinclined-to-acquiesce-to-a-request, black phoenix alchemy lab, byron/shelley/keats love triangle, california, camille paglia, carl barât, chester, children's literature, corsets, daniel radcliffe, david bowie's crotch, ddr, dionysus geronimus, dirty pretty things, doom!!!!, dorks, drag queen movies, dressing as death, edgar degas, edie sedgwick, english teachers, existentialism, feather boas, flapper, fuck buddies, gaps between front teeth, george orwell, gerty macdowell, glam rock, glasses on men, gothic fiction & tropes, gothic lolita, grey hair, guitar, gustave caillebote, harry potter, having a tan, heartbroken eyebrows, hedwig-and-the-angry-inch, henri toulouse-lautrec, his dark materials, hobbit curls, insulting frenchmen, intelligence, j.d. salinger, james joyce, jane austen porn, jeremy irons, joseph campbell, jumping-out-of-perfectly-good-airplanes, kissing, lightsabers, linseed oil and turpentine, lisps, literary rock, london, lord of the rings, los angeles, lou reed, men in eyeliner, michael palin, michel gondry, milan kundera, mod, monty python, moot, moulin rouge, mr. rochester, my teddy bear, neil gaiman, new york city, non-stalkerage, north korea, nymphets, old-fashioned typewriters, old-fashioned writing desks, opera, oscar wilde, parallel worlds, pediophobia, pete ♥ carl, peter pan, phantom of the opera, piano playing, pinstripes, pirates, polyglot-ism, poor widdle lancelot, professors, proper punctuation, public transportation, quill and ink, quirkiness, raised eyebrows, retro, robert browning, robin and lenore, romanticism, ryan mcgregor jones, sarcasm, sex in libraries, shakespeare, shieldmaidens, sindarin, skiing, skydiving, smirks, sonnet 116, steampunk, stuffed animals, susanna clarke, swordplay, t.s. eliot, the decemberists, the libertines, the secret garden, the silmarillion, the slackers, the velvet underground, three piece suits, top hats, trainspotting, transcendentalism, twiggy, vegetarianism, velvet goldmine, vintage, vladmir nabokov, wales, welsh, william blake, wit, writing, x-files, yellow roses

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